Review - "The Expendables 3 '

Release Date: August 14, 2014
Certification: 12A
Time: 126 minutes
Director: Patrick Hughes
Starring: ALL

The high profile Sylvester Stallone proposed to help find jobs for the elderly, or "The Expendables Trilogy", as it is better known, comes to an end with the release of the third and probably-no-last part of the franchise. Lo now, and if they do, then it is quite simple - many older men muscle gather in Hollywood to his / 11 9 days before Hollywood glory before all of us liberal to revive. What's going to get tired with a bit of violence? Sly Apparently not distasteful rise to this kind of nonsense, so we had two outputs Expendables so far, the second is the most entertaining piece of nostalgic pap action. The trailer promised the usual distribution of "more and better" and expanded to Frasier Crane, Indiana Jones, Blade, Puss-in-Boots and anti-Semitic rage with a group of young pretenders are. Could it be as beautiful as her predecessor stupid?

After the bust Expendables former colleague and friend Doc (Snipes) is a prison in Eastern Europe, continue on another mission, where Mel Gibson crazy Stone Banks (also ex fungible) is another oddity in Somalia. After a failed attempt to overthrow the earth to Caesar (Crews) in the clinic, Barney Ross (Stallone) enlists the help of Bonaparte (Grammer) to help find a younger more capable team. Block consumption old MOPE back home, hugging his knives and guns, while watching TV on the couch during the day.

The first obvious problem is that these young people; in addition to being almost as boring as a marathon every day bargain hunting, the fact that they seem to have the same (or more) time on the screen as each team to have Barney is absurd. Kellan Lutz? Victor Ortiz? Glen Powell? McBumface baby? They have the remarkable ability to turn off the brain ever even begin the words dripping from their mouths. They are like babies who can not even speak; half of them have not even learned to tie his shoelaces, do not touch. Ronda Rousey MMA champion just contact people while rolling your eyes and muttering "Men! Quiet, while Kellan Lutz is a soldier with a complex of authority (light). Probably not even remember the other, and are barely noticeable on IMDB .

Of course, the old ones are very annoying, the leave of his friend and former chief of the children when Cue many arguments and "more is better" / "Children are pussy jokes" before even starting to run. They laugh about their dependence on technology, reminiscent of the grandparents complain about the young people spend too much time on this garbage twitter facebook space before spitting sounds vaguely Daily Mail with an ignorant satisfaction. The fact that Stallone and Co had the need, an amateur band second-order and strutting joke (bad) form no favors for rent, and it feels a little awkward.

It is of course, the dreaded problem of rating 12A, that is about the modern blockbuster sweeps as a major pest. Besides the fact that people under 15 years is probably interested in seeing this, much will be removed from this bloody deed, if necessary, usually so boring, that's all distracted. The first two outputs have a certificate of 15 years, and while it's not the Citizen Kane of action films, the "mature" were enough to keep you entertained. Unfortunately, with this third part we find a healthy dialogue and camera cuts between the action so fast that we do not have time to focus on something. Not sure if people die, or just participating in a big mosh pit. Everything seems pretty boring: gray and dark, add blood spatter any color.

There are still some that look like they have fun and are looking to increase sending something a little more entertaining material. Ford Schwarzenegger and fun in the periphery (Arnie starts screaming "Get to da Choppa! Least once), is Statham fun as always-when actually on the screen and Gibbo Snipes and sometimes show flashes of madness also means boredom. Characters of the series but kind but seriously crappy humor "boo hoo-old drama attenuates it.

The biggest problem is simply that the cast is too large, and the fact that half of them are so boring and the likes of Jet Li are almost completely left out, is a sin. Get rid rid of the early crews is a big mistake, as I had one of the finest Dolph Lundgren, who also lowered characters or say. No one expects a masterpiece of the third inning in what is already a very stupid franchise back, but the reduction of humor and action, and ride the "drama" and soda has its moments, but ultimately disappointing. Hopefully, the latest supplement and not a spiral of further self-parody; it would be too painful. Best Of The Expendables 3? Even the press tour, where melting tank mounted by the Film Festival of Cannes. Magic.

★★ ☆☆☆

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